My Biggest Issue With The Odyssey Has Nothing To Do With The Film

Last weekend, I (like loads of others, https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/christopher-nolan-next-film-after-odyssey_uk_6a5f2076e4b0fb869f7bdd60">the box office figures prove) bought myself a ticket to see https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/news/christopher-nolan/">Christopher Nolan’s epic https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/the-odyssey-trailer-cast-runtime-reviews_uk_6a50f231e4b08b2da689c8db">three-hour-long film, https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/news/the-odyssey/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Odyssey. 

An odyssey it was.

Though I didn’t enjoy it all evenly, I thought the movie justified its https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/the-odyssey-trailer-cast-runtime-reviews_uk_6a50f231e4b08b2da689c8db">enormous spend and considerable hype: I shuddered when https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/how-christopher-nolan-created-cyclops-odyssey_uk_6a5dfef5e4b0ab756517c9f3">confronted with a terrifying Cyclops, and agree with the general critical view thathttps://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/samantha-morton-odyssey-reaction_uk_6a5dd9dbe4b0ab756517b12f"> Samantha Morton’s performance alone was worth the ticket.

But, like most of the cinema-goers I shared the theatre with, I missed some of the greatest moments in the blockbuster.

After about the two-hour mark, almost everybody had left their seats at least once – not out of terror or disgust, mind you, but to pop to the loo.

I can confirm from personal experience that hearing https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/news/anne-hathaway/">Anne Hathaway’s Penelope reunite with her long-lost lover is not quite as impactful through a stall wall.

Nor is it what I imagine Nolan, who took the technically difficult and extremely pricey step of https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/the-odyssey-making-of-behind-scenes_uk_6a59f4bee4b042a7aac764cd">filming the entire flick on IMAX, intended.

Which begs the question: whatever happened to intermissions?

In their earliest days, when movies were on physical film, intermissions https://web.archive.org/web/20120201183644/http://www.cliftextheatre.com/history.htm" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">were necessary as cinema staff changed reels.

The shift from time-limited spools to digital formats is also one of many reasons why, https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/why-movies-are-so-long-now_uk_66716449e4b0a1f905ba0f7b">on average, films have gotten longerhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/movies-getting-longer-1236555200/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">.

That’s https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/movies-getting-longer-1236555200/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">even more true for those with big budgets. 

But no similar increases have been noted in the size of the human bladder (or our patience). 

Up ’til the early ’80s or so, https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/oct/28/uk-cinemagoers-hail-return-of-intermissions-as-films-hit-three-hour-mark" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Guardian reports, we had a solution: a 15-minute break between movie halves gave people enough time to stretch their legs, buy some snacks (surely good for the cinemas?), and pop to the loo without losing the plot of the movie.

What’s more, recent attempts to reintroduce the practice, as happened with some screenings of https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/killers-of-the-flower-moon-reviews-critics-scorsese-robert-de-niro-leonardo-dicaprio_uk_65324b06e4b0d7f72de1c3c2">Killers of the Flower Moon, have proven enormously https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/oct/28/uk-cinemagoers-hail-return-of-intermissions-as-films-hit-three-hour-mark" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">popular with UK viewers.

But speaking to HuffPost UK, a team member from the https://www.independentcinemaoffice.org.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Independent Cinema Office, the UK’s national body supporting independent cinemas, film festivals and exhibitors, said intermissions aren’t the pure win you’d expect. 

“They disrupt the flow of films (i.e.

Christopher Nolan will want people to be fully and continuously absorbed in the world of The Odyssey without a break), and... it makes the screening period for individual films even longer, which means more time another film can’t be played to another paying audience in a cinema,” they explained. 

Aside from being a bit of a dead zone for cinemas, revenue-wise, the short time period might also mean a late-night cinema trip would end even further into the night – no small thing for a three-hour movie.

Additionally, the spokesperson wasn’t as convinced as I am that most cinema-goers would even enjoy a mid-film break. 

“While many people might welcome a toilet break, others would probably prefer to stay within the universe of the film for the whole run time.

“If everyone in a screen is trying to go to the toilet during a specific interval, there may be queues as opposed to being able to go to the toilet quickly on your own so it’s possibly also not that efficient, and... [is] potentially disruptive, especially for larger screen cinemas.”

And cinemas don’t always have the final say in whether they can offer intermissions to begin with.

“Cinemas usually only rarely request [intermissions]... they have to check it’s OK with a film’s distributor, who can say yes or no depending on how much flexibility they have on how that individual film should be played.”

Still, if, like me, you still think the pros of an intermission outweigh the cons, here’s an insider tip: “There is more flexibility on older, back catalogue titles than new releases”.