Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Indianapolis Colts
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Some people are fans of the Indianapolis Colts.
But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Indianapolis Colts.
This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
Read all the previews so far https://defector.com/tag/wyts-2026">here.
Your team: The Mayonnaise City Colts
Your 2025 record: 8-9, but that only hints at the story of the 2025 Colts, who were 8-2 going into their bye and 0-7 after it.
I’ve seen SpaceX rockets with better trajectories.