You Can’t Do That, Man

The master plan is clear to anyone with eyes.

FIFA rigged the World Cup draw so Argentina would become the first team to make the semis without playing a side ranked in the top 15.

FIFA has rigged every match in favor of Argentina.

FIFA demanded that the VAR take away Egypt's second goal over a much-delayed foul call.

In that same match, FIFA instructed the referees to not call a foul by Argentina's Julián Alvarez on Mohammed Salah.

FIFA even put an all-Argentine referee crew on the France-Morocco match.

And, during Saturday night's quarter-final against Switzerland, FIFA pulled out the big guns, rigging the game in Argentina's favor by forcing Breel Embolo to commit the single stupidest dive I've ever seen.