Will People Ever Stop Attending Sporting Events?
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Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag.
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Today, we're talking about crabs, eating butter by itself, living near a McStadium, and more.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm currently locked into my Why Your Team Sucks duties, so you're getting a somewhat truncated bag today, plus a guest host in this space next week.
Be sure to email them here with your deepest, darkest queries.
Then I'll be back the week after to give you another helping of my endless bullshit.
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