Mariners Surely Reach Pinnacle Of Regular-Season Suffering

How many runs did the Seattle Mariners lose by in Tuesday night's game against Brewers in Milwaukee?

And how many runs did the Mariners themselves score?

Don't concern yourself with these matters, this silly fixation on who won the game, and https://www.mlb.com/gameday/mariners-vs-brewers/2026/08/18/823749/final/box">by how much.

The true connoisseur understands that witnessing something new every single day is a blessing, and boy did the Mariners—and Brewers, but mostly, if we are being honest, the Mariners—show everyone something unique and special.

Because the Mariners are never the sort of team to leave their fans hanging for a prolonged period of time, they began delivering in the bottom of the first inning.

With two outs, William Contreras hit a single to short left field.

Milwaukee's third-base coach sent Jake Bauers to home from second, where, as https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1vs6e7a/jake_bauers_after_appearing_to_be_thrown_out_at/" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">slow-motion replay revealed, Bauers effectively, if not necessarily intentionally, executed a two-handed punch to remove the ball from Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh's mitt.

Thus ensued a mad scramble back to the plate, conveyed here via freeze frame:

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