Kash Patel's booze-fueled antics

Kash Patel, the controversial head of the FBI, has drawn fire from both the media and former staff over his 'insatiable thirst' and unprofessional behavior.

Reports suggest that Patel has frequently been absent from his duties, opting instead to participate in 'beer league' hockey and high-profile parties.

The situation escalated after the New York Times alleged that the FBI investigated a reporter who wrote an unflattering article about Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins.

President Trump is reportedly fuming over the bad headlines, while late-night hosts like Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert have mocked Patel's claims that he was simply celebrating with 'friends.'